Welcome to the internet home of Neatnik LLC, an itty bitty indie web concern by Adam Newbold (that’s me!) operated from my home office in pollen-covered Louisville, Kentucky.

Bigger Things

Get the best internet address that you’ve ever had, along with profile pages, weblogging, photo sharing, and more.

Fun email addresses and URLs for rad dads (of all types).

Smaller Things


Share an anonymous fleeting thought.

Reply Cards

Send a URL instead of typing a reply. (It’s actually a lot of fun.)

In Progress

DNS Kitchen

Prep your zones and resource records with the most fun authoritative nameserver provider ever.

Web 1 Land

Simple web hosting for simple sites, reminiscent of a much simpler time. (Coming soon.)


Make neat websites with a brilliantly simple publishing system.

Open Source

Website Monitor

Simple self-hosted website monitoring and uptime tracking system.


The entire year on a single sheet of paper.


Fluent Emoji Stickers

Fun, colorful emoji stickers for iOS.